Friday, July 24, 2009

Wanna good laugh? READ these and MORE at FMyLife.com!

This website is HILARIOUS! Its a website where people post there everyday life stories!! ahahah!
Here are a few that i cant stop laughing about...

---Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

---Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

---Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

What do you think of them, HILARIOUS RIGHT! Which one is you're fave!?

http://www.fmylife.com




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11 comments:

  1. iOriginalJuly 24, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    HAHAHA wow those are hilarious!!

    p.s.: I like your picture at the top

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  2. GambittJuly 24, 2009 at 3:01 AM

    Good look homegirl....I really needed this about now.

    ::::Leaves Kinetic Card::::
    :::Explodes:::
    :Gambitt:

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  3. AnonymousJuly 24, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    LOL thats irony at it's best.

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  4. OliviaJuly 24, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    aint it tho..ahahah

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  5. AnonymousJuly 24, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    hey thx for subscribing!=]
    your blog is pretty dope and ya same here expect me commenting and ya il follow you too! ahha
    and thx again for subscribing im kinda new to this so ya thx a lot:)

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  6. AnonymousJuly 24, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    LOVE fmylife.com! it makes my work day go by soooooo much faster

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  7. AyeVeeJuly 24, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    wow!!!!! lol this website is like all my college looks at. This is probably a bookmark for almost everyone at my school. Ive never been to the website personally because I don't wanna get hooked, but the stories I hear about are pretty funny.

    I agree. If your feeling down, or feel like your life is going bad, go to this website. its almost a guaranteed laugh.

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  8. Christinaa,July 24, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    LMFAO!

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  9. OliviaJuly 24, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    i kno rite...

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  10. AnonymousJuly 24, 2009 at 6:37 PM

    LOL, very funny. Made my day.

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  11. DanishaJuly 31, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    nai_dubb* here sayin,
    the last one is my fave lol .
    = ]

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